TV In Prosonian Land

In reply to Mrs. Grazner in Fargo,North Dakota, yes, the Prosonians do have television. Oddly enough, they call television VAEA, and they have had it for almost seventy years.

They originally had small sets, similar to ours, and in its infancy had very poor quality sets, all black and white, and their first sets had no sound, only a picture. Radio, as we know it, was not discovered until a few years ago. They went by the theory that "a picture is worth a thousand words," and they adhered to that until recently feeling that splurt had no value.

You must realize that Prosonians are merely perceptions, they are how "we" perceive them to be, so visual communication was  much more important than any audio, or splurt, as they refer to audible communications. For many years Prosonians had VAEA's with no splurt.

A few years ago, the Parama contracted a consulting firm to study VAEA and the affect it was having on the populace. They spent many hours, around the clock, viewing and analyzing VAEA, or television as you call it. After much serious viewing and thought and analyzing, they submitted their report to the Parama, who presented it to the assembled group to evaluate its worth.

All of the various networks were given 30 days to remove all transmission from the airways. So now, Prosonians can only listen to the splurt with no picture, a blank screen, their thinking, VAEA offered no cultural, informational or entertainment value, so a blank screen would suffice.

One alert advertising mogul, who owns "As Seen On VAEA,"  immediately put  together a package of pictures of their clients various products which could be purchased for $19.95 plus S & H, two sets for only the additional S & H if ordered promptly. These pictures, through magnatropulation adhere to the pictureless set and can be changed at the discretion of the owner. Some viewers who had young children purchased sets with letters and numbers that could be used as an educational tool.

One long time elderly viewer was asked if he missed viewing live pictures and and his regular shows on his VAEA, to which he replied, "Why, what do you mean, they aren't on anymore?"

Pictured above is a revolutionary concept introduced recently at a trade show at the Prosonian Hilton in Las Norga, a combination stereo and blank double screen for additional non viewing.

Interest in the Prosonians

I have been inundated with requests from readers, all over the world, inquiring how I first heard of the Prosonians and how I became acquainted with their country and their customs.

I was requested a few years ago, to investigate a situation in Tennesee, involving a piece of land owned by a Squire Young. Strange things were apparently happening there and some of the nearby citizens were concerned. Further investigating unfolded the fact that the piece of land consisted of a one inch square of  soil. I knew then that in order for a large number of people to live on that small an estate required them to be quite small, and that is how they wanted to be perceived, they were merely perceptions. Some took on normal sizes and still live among us.

They were originally a conventional sized people living in California, were troubled by the economy there, through transcendental meditation combined with some scientific religious teachings they encountered in California, they enabled the entire population to become "perceptions," they could be whatever they wanted to be.

Since they lived in this country, they wanted to be perceived as we were, and returned to their homeland many years ago, but maintained a presence in the Tennesee hills.

They lived there in peace and harmony until Osan became their Pleban, or Head of Government, and his diabolical plan to take over the country unfolded. Many left their homeland and are back living on the estate of Squire Young in Tennesee.

It is difficult to detect a Prosonian. First, they are gullible, they believe what they are told, that is what led to their downfall. Second, they are easily disillusioned, they believe what they hear, they are veiled, they cannot always see the truth. They may think NO, but they hear someone say YES, so they listen. They have a tendency to have their personal rights eroded, and when they realize it, it  can be too  late for them. They expect others to take care of them and lead them. As I say, there are many among us now.

A recent Prosonian post intercepted by the glorn

Super Bowl Sunday was big in our country, it was also a big day in Prosonia

The most popular sport in Prosonia is Gloc, it is played everywhere, by children, in schools, colleges and for many years, a larnso was formed, and some of the major zons subsidized them, and they had a Gloc Match every seventh darth. The last meeting of the two top Glocs was held two weeks after their last meeting, and it was great thing for the group of players who emerged victorious. It was a big day in the land. All work stopped, and many met at the stader to view the proceedings. Elaborate ceremonies were held before, during and after the event. Many events that had nothing to do with Gloc were held, thinking that those viewing the proceedings on their ravo would be enthralled by all of the activity.

There were eleven Prosonians on each Gloc group, as they called them, and the object was to move an egg shaped rock, or Zanto, as it was called,  from one end of an open area to another. It could only be moved by creating an intelligent thought. The group that had possession of the Zanto would line up facing the other group, and then thoughts would be exchanged. Then the mediator, as he was called, would determine the quality of the thought, and then he would move the zanto an appropriate amount. Intelligence was the major asset to a successful Gloc. I was told that this was in direct contrast to our game of football, which was generally decided by physical prowess.

Over the years, those who spent their trostys on messages to distribute their products became the main focus of the day and it eventually evolved into a day to make the Prosonians happy, rather than to watch the zanto. A Garther was written by the Pleban which made the day a Prosonian Holiday, and the zanto was forgotten. It became just another  three day holiday.

All of those who participated in the zanto programs eventually went to work in the ravo industry. Many had suffered head trauma from all of the intelligent thoughts they had to arrive at while participating.

Prosonians always suggested that their ravo, or telvision, was equal to or superior to ours. Their ravos only had blank screens, and they often felt that their blank screen was at least equivalent to our visible TV, if not better. The Prosonians used their imaginations while watching the blank screen.

I pass on this information as it is presented to me.

Another Prosonian of some note

Your ex Vice President Gore was empted by a Prosonian for some time. He was a weatherman on our local prezenia, but had to be let go because of his misinterpretations of the weather.

A Clete from Narm

Perhaps I best explain the title to the earthlings.

A Clete is a message, not of great importance, but never the less, a message. It could be compared to many of the messages issued by your politicians, they sound important but they say nothing.

Narm, of course, is the head of the Information Department of the Parama.

When Narm issues a clete, all Prosonians listen.

re: the Prosonians

This was the reply sent to the original letter received by Squre Young

Office of Prosonian Operations

Military Facility — Social Phenomenon and State of Mind
Area 51
Groom Lake Site
Nellis Air Force Base, Nevada 01233

Wednesday, August 5, 2009, 0930

Com: ADESRT-1987365423
RE: Letter Dated July 22, 2009

TO: Bruce Novak

First, let me start off by saying that we know where you live, have done an extensive background check on your family, and our “contacts,” along with other government agencies, have amassed a thorough file on you.

I am sure you have heard of Area 51 located in the Nevada Desert, and are equally aware of the tremendous amount of security surrounding this site.

The security in the Nevada Desert pales when it comes to the security measures that we have taken in regards to our small complex in Tennessee, that we refer to as Plot No. 8611p.

We have had others come forth who have witnessed “reflections in the sunlight,” and glowing objects at night. Most have been relocated in our WPP (Witness Protection Program) in order to keep these security “leaks” to a minimum.

I am revealing to you, the reason for this security, and I am confident that as a good American citizen, you will not reveal this information to anyone.

Living, on Plot No. 8611p, with the permission of Mr. Craig Young, AKA Squire Young, are the entire residents of a microscopic planet, Prosonia. The Prosonians first made contact with us in 1974, during the time of the Nixon resignation. The information was given to President Ford, who was handed the small, fragile planet, and he proceeded to drop it. Fortunately, a secret service agent, caught the sphere before it hit the floor in the Oval Office.

It was decided that the Prosonians should be given the opportunity to choose where they lived, and after extensive research, by them, looking at all of the States in the Union, including Alaska and Hawaii, to them, Tennessee afforded all that they wanted. It was later learned that the Distillery had a lot to do with their decision.

As we previously said, we know where you live, all about your family, and we trust all of this information will remain with you.

Our thanks to Squire Young for forwarding us a copy of your letter.

Charles H. Downing
Director
Prosonian Project

The Prosonians are Concerned

The Parama is again concerned about the direction your country is taking. We took an in-depth look at your USA, and the results were quite unsettling. It is beyond our comprehension how your people have become so out of proportion.

As you know, we Prosonians are merely perceptions, we can be what and who we want to be. Your problems are becoming our problems. There is an element of your society, that appeals to no Prosonian. One element of your society has nothing to offer. They have little to no Magandosh, and very unappealing lifestyle, aimless futures and no attributes that would appeal to any Prosonian.

On the other hand, you have people living lavish lifestyles, with great amounts of Magandosh which they have received for doing very little to nothing. Some merely play games, others just sing songs, some appear on your transecco, while others amass fortunes by just handling Magandosh for others. Some have been opportunists and made great fortunes on your technology, primitive though it may be.

Your governing body of Comiticians, or politicians as you call them, seems to float on questionable waters. A Prosonian must take on a perception, that is who we are. We are physical, but yet, we are not, we are how you perceive us. We take pride in who we are perceived as, yet it is becoming more difficult all the time to choose the right person to associate with.

There are some guidelines in the Book of Parama, our governing book, but these only show us how this is accomplished, not how to determine the ultimate reflection of the perception. When the time comes for the Prosonian to make this decision, it has to be made rather suddenly with not too much deliberation and forethought.

Some Prosonians associate at the birth of a new baby, with that baby, not knowing what the future may hold. Generally the shy and timid take this approach, an easy decision, and then the wait of the growing years to see the outcome of their decision.

I want to make this crystal clear, the Prosinian in no way alters the direction of the humanoid that they have occupied. They only become the perception of that person.

Our concern, is that there are fewer and fewer that Prosonians wish to be associated with. You, on earth, think, if you were a Prosonian, and had to become the perception of someone, who would you choose. It is not an easy decision to make.

Our Parama explains, one human, one Prosonian. We are presently drafting legislation to change that to allow multiple Prosonians to dwell in one human, there are just not enough good humans inhabiting your earth, anymore.