TV In Prosonian Land

In reply to Mrs. Grazner in Fargo,North Dakota, yes, the Prosonians do have television. Oddly enough, they call television VAEA, and they have had it for almost seventy years.

They originally had small sets, similar to ours, and in its infancy had very poor quality sets, all black and white, and their first sets had no sound, only a picture. Radio, as we know it, was not discovered until a few years ago. They went by the theory that "a picture is worth a thousand words," and they adhered to that until recently feeling that splurt had no value.

You must realize that Prosonians are merely perceptions, they are how "we" perceive them to be, so visual communication was  much more important than any audio, or splurt, as they refer to audible communications. For many years Prosonians had VAEA's with no splurt.

A few years ago, the Parama contracted a consulting firm to study VAEA and the affect it was having on the populace. They spent many hours, around the clock, viewing and analyzing VAEA, or television as you call it. After much serious viewing and thought and analyzing, they submitted their report to the Parama, who presented it to the assembled group to evaluate its worth.

All of the various networks were given 30 days to remove all transmission from the airways. So now, Prosonians can only listen to the splurt with no picture, a blank screen, their thinking, VAEA offered no cultural, informational or entertainment value, so a blank screen would suffice.

One alert advertising mogul, who owns "As Seen On VAEA,"  immediately put  together a package of pictures of their clients various products which could be purchased for $19.95 plus S & H, two sets for only the additional S & H if ordered promptly. These pictures, through magnatropulation adhere to the pictureless set and can be changed at the discretion of the owner. Some viewers who had young children purchased sets with letters and numbers that could be used as an educational tool.

One long time elderly viewer was asked if he missed viewing live pictures and and his regular shows on his VAEA, to which he replied, "Why, what do you mean, they aren't on anymore?"

Pictured above is a revolutionary concept introduced recently at a trade show at the Prosonian Hilton in Las Norga, a combination stereo and blank double screen for additional non viewing.

A recent Prosonian post intercepted by the glorn

Super Bowl Sunday was big in our country, it was also a big day in Prosonia

The most popular sport in Prosonia is Gloc, it is played everywhere, by children, in schools, colleges and for many years, a larnso was formed, and some of the major zons subsidized them, and they had a Gloc Match every seventh darth. The last meeting of the two top Glocs was held two weeks after their last meeting, and it was great thing for the group of players who emerged victorious. It was a big day in the land. All work stopped, and many met at the stader to view the proceedings. Elaborate ceremonies were held before, during and after the event. Many events that had nothing to do with Gloc were held, thinking that those viewing the proceedings on their ravo would be enthralled by all of the activity.

There were eleven Prosonians on each Gloc group, as they called them, and the object was to move an egg shaped rock, or Zanto, as it was called,  from one end of an open area to another. It could only be moved by creating an intelligent thought. The group that had possession of the Zanto would line up facing the other group, and then thoughts would be exchanged. Then the mediator, as he was called, would determine the quality of the thought, and then he would move the zanto an appropriate amount. Intelligence was the major asset to a successful Gloc. I was told that this was in direct contrast to our game of football, which was generally decided by physical prowess.

Over the years, those who spent their trostys on messages to distribute their products became the main focus of the day and it eventually evolved into a day to make the Prosonians happy, rather than to watch the zanto. A Garther was written by the Pleban which made the day a Prosonian Holiday, and the zanto was forgotten. It became just another  three day holiday.

All of those who participated in the zanto programs eventually went to work in the ravo industry. Many had suffered head trauma from all of the intelligent thoughts they had to arrive at while participating.

Prosonians always suggested that their ravo, or telvision, was equal to or superior to ours. Their ravos only had blank screens, and they often felt that their blank screen was at least equivalent to our visible TV, if not better. The Prosonians used their imaginations while watching the blank screen.

I pass on this information as it is presented to me.

A Clete from Narm

Perhaps I best explain the title to the earthlings.

A Clete is a message, not of great importance, but never the less, a message. It could be compared to many of the messages issued by your politicians, they sound important but they say nothing.

Narm, of course, is the head of the Information Department of the Parama.

When Narm issues a clete, all Prosonians listen.

re: the Prosonians

This was the reply sent to the original letter received by Squre Young

Office of Prosonian Operations

Military Facility — Social Phenomenon and State of Mind
Area 51
Groom Lake Site
Nellis Air Force Base, Nevada 01233

Wednesday, August 5, 2009, 0930

Com: ADESRT-1987365423
RE: Letter Dated July 22, 2009

TO: Bruce Novak

First, let me start off by saying that we know where you live, have done an extensive background check on your family, and our “contacts,” along with other government agencies, have amassed a thorough file on you.

I am sure you have heard of Area 51 located in the Nevada Desert, and are equally aware of the tremendous amount of security surrounding this site.

The security in the Nevada Desert pales when it comes to the security measures that we have taken in regards to our small complex in Tennessee, that we refer to as Plot No. 8611p.

We have had others come forth who have witnessed “reflections in the sunlight,” and glowing objects at night. Most have been relocated in our WPP (Witness Protection Program) in order to keep these security “leaks” to a minimum.

I am revealing to you, the reason for this security, and I am confident that as a good American citizen, you will not reveal this information to anyone.

Living, on Plot No. 8611p, with the permission of Mr. Craig Young, AKA Squire Young, are the entire residents of a microscopic planet, Prosonia. The Prosonians first made contact with us in 1974, during the time of the Nixon resignation. The information was given to President Ford, who was handed the small, fragile planet, and he proceeded to drop it. Fortunately, a secret service agent, caught the sphere before it hit the floor in the Oval Office.

It was decided that the Prosonians should be given the opportunity to choose where they lived, and after extensive research, by them, looking at all of the States in the Union, including Alaska and Hawaii, to them, Tennessee afforded all that they wanted. It was later learned that the Distillery had a lot to do with their decision.

As we previously said, we know where you live, all about your family, and we trust all of this information will remain with you.

Our thanks to Squire Young for forwarding us a copy of your letter.

Charles H. Downing
Director
Prosonian Project

The Prosonians are Concerned

The Parama is again concerned about the direction your country is taking. We took an in-depth look at your USA, and the results were quite unsettling. It is beyond our comprehension how your people have become so out of proportion.

As you know, we Prosonians are merely perceptions, we can be what and who we want to be. Your problems are becoming our problems. There is an element of your society, that appeals to no Prosonian. One element of your society has nothing to offer. They have little to no Magandosh, and very unappealing lifestyle, aimless futures and no attributes that would appeal to any Prosonian.

On the other hand, you have people living lavish lifestyles, with great amounts of Magandosh which they have received for doing very little to nothing. Some merely play games, others just sing songs, some appear on your transecco, while others amass fortunes by just handling Magandosh for others. Some have been opportunists and made great fortunes on your technology, primitive though it may be.

Your governing body of Comiticians, or politicians as you call them, seems to float on questionable waters. A Prosonian must take on a perception, that is who we are. We are physical, but yet, we are not, we are how you perceive us. We take pride in who we are perceived as, yet it is becoming more difficult all the time to choose the right person to associate with.

There are some guidelines in the Book of Parama, our governing book, but these only show us how this is accomplished, not how to determine the ultimate reflection of the perception. When the time comes for the Prosonian to make this decision, it has to be made rather suddenly with not too much deliberation and forethought.

Some Prosonians associate at the birth of a new baby, with that baby, not knowing what the future may hold. Generally the shy and timid take this approach, an easy decision, and then the wait of the growing years to see the outcome of their decision.

I want to make this crystal clear, the Prosinian in no way alters the direction of the humanoid that they have occupied. They only become the perception of that person.

Our concern, is that there are fewer and fewer that Prosonians wish to be associated with. You, on earth, think, if you were a Prosonian, and had to become the perception of someone, who would you choose. It is not an easy decision to make.

Our Parama explains, one human, one Prosonian. We are presently drafting legislation to change that to allow multiple Prosonians to dwell in one human, there are just not enough good humans inhabiting your earth, anymore.

Some Prosonians are Pranksters

It is fun to be a perception, and even more fun when you can control the direction of the perception. Being mischievous is also a Prosonian trait.

One comes to mind. Many years ago Roseanne Barr was asked to sing the national anthem at a Los Angeles Dodgers baseball game. An un-named Prosonian stepped in and did the singing, it was not Roseanne. It was perceived as her, but it was a Prosonian.

Many of your politicians of today, are actually harboring what we call Prosnonian Spirits. These are not full time body takeovers, just what the Prosnonians call, well, they just call it "being a politician." That has its own definition, and one that is difficult to explain.

We don't have "politicians," as you call them on Prosonia. Our society is governed by the Parama, and no one really knows the makeup of the Parama. It is just there. The Book of Parama, as it is sometimes called evolved a Gleon ago, and it is still the governing book of record to this day. The Parama only interprets the word of the Book.

The Parama is the official governing force on Prosonia, but, for entertainment, on our Transecco Network, which you call television, we elect representatives to periodically meet, and to discuss issues, and present themselves on a series of Transecco occasions, as we call them, similar to your TV shows. We refer to them as Comiticians.

They appear on such occasions as Face the Parama, Prosonia Has Extraordinary Virtues, Gleeb In, and one, in a rather large room, with all the Comiticians in attendance, and we call it, the Transecco Consonial Gathering, similar to your Congress.

All of the Comiticians try to out talk each other, do their mono speeches, and in general, try to see who can outtalk each other.

One portion of the Transecco Consonial Gathering, and one of the more popular segments, is Monosonian, which is a game type atmosphere where each Comitician attempts to spend more Magandosh (money in your terms) on various things such has structures, and zorns and spannas and vanishins, the latter being things of not particular value or purpose. The amount of Magandosh on the segment seems unlimited and each Comiticians tries to spend the most.

All of the Comitician that appear at the Transecco Consonial Gathering receive health care for life, and an extremely liberal gonsage (salary in your terms) for life along with many other things they receive from individual Prosonians who try to buy their favors for one reason or another.

The Prosonians .... Time to Speak Out

First, let me tell you about our nation. We are a very unique people, we live, yet we are a perception, we are what you perceive us to be. Our entire planet, in your terms, measures one inch at our equatorial azmuth. So our location must never be revealed, and if necessary, we change locations from time to time.

After evaluating your planet, many years ago, we optioned to settle in your mid-America, your country offering the most stability, at that time. We became aware of numerous conflicts occurring in other countries. After a thorough evaluation, we found unrest and conflict occurring all over your planet, with the exception of your two poles, as you call them, but for our purpose they were uninhabitable.

We are from outer space, a distant coratheon, but our planetorial complex was near Orthon. We arrived here as the result of a pluratheon, which happened in the Zern galaxy, many years ago

The Orthons gave us no choice, we had to relocate our planet. Their world became very unstable. There was dissension and unrest all over their world. One group, in one country, wanted to silently take over all of the lands in all of the countries of all of their people. They were gradually succeeding.

It became apparent to our Parama, our governing body, that for us to survive we had to relocate to another parimeter. That is why we are here.

You have seen and heard from us on many occasions. We have filtered into your society at every level. We are only as you perceive us, not as we really are. We are in all walks of life, at all levels of your society, in all your lands.

Being perceptions we change, and appear, as you perceive us. But we are still Prosonians ruled by our Parama.

The Parama is concerned about the direction this planet is taking, they see much unrest and reckless and irresponsible people in high positions of authority. They see a bleak future for your planet, and the direction you are heading is toward total destruction.

We are fortunate to have, on our planet, a Sorgerist, who has the ability to become a focal azmuth, and at certain times, with correct calculations, can point a predetermined time in the future to a visible cartheon, which can be observed by all. One such cartheon revealed one nation, slowly and silently, taking control of your planet. This was performed so that our Parama could choose when it was essential to relocate to another planet.

That time is drawing near.

The Parama of the Prosonians will contact you again.