Interest in the Prosonians

I have been inundated with requests from readers, all over the world, inquiring how I first heard of the Prosonians and how I became acquainted with their country and their customs.

I was requested a few years ago, to investigate a situation in Tennesee, involving a piece of land owned by a Squire Young. Strange things were apparently happening there and some of the nearby citizens were concerned. Further investigating unfolded the fact that the piece of land consisted of a one inch square of  soil. I knew then that in order for a large number of people to live on that small an estate required them to be quite small, and that is how they wanted to be perceived, they were merely perceptions. Some took on normal sizes and still live among us.

They were originally a conventional sized people living in California, were troubled by the economy there, through transcendental meditation combined with some scientific religious teachings they encountered in California, they enabled the entire population to become "perceptions," they could be whatever they wanted to be.

Since they lived in this country, they wanted to be perceived as we were, and returned to their homeland many years ago, but maintained a presence in the Tennesee hills.

They lived there in peace and harmony until Osan became their Pleban, or Head of Government, and his diabolical plan to take over the country unfolded. Many left their homeland and are back living on the estate of Squire Young in Tennesee.

It is difficult to detect a Prosonian. First, they are gullible, they believe what they are told, that is what led to their downfall. Second, they are easily disillusioned, they believe what they hear, they are veiled, they cannot always see the truth. They may think NO, but they hear someone say YES, so they listen. They have a tendency to have their personal rights eroded, and when they realize it, it  can be too  late for them. They expect others to take care of them and lead them. As I say, there are many among us now.

Another Prosonian of some note

Your ex Vice President Gore was empted by a Prosonian for some time. He was a weatherman on our local prezenia, but had to be let go because of his misinterpretations of the weather.

A Clete from Narm

Perhaps I best explain the title to the earthlings.

A Clete is a message, not of great importance, but never the less, a message. It could be compared to many of the messages issued by your politicians, they sound important but they say nothing.

Narm, of course, is the head of the Information Department of the Parama.

When Narm issues a clete, all Prosonians listen.

The Prosonians are Concerned

The Parama is again concerned about the direction your country is taking. We took an in-depth look at your USA, and the results were quite unsettling. It is beyond our comprehension how your people have become so out of proportion.

As you know, we Prosonians are merely perceptions, we can be what and who we want to be. Your problems are becoming our problems. There is an element of your society, that appeals to no Prosonian. One element of your society has nothing to offer. They have little to no Magandosh, and very unappealing lifestyle, aimless futures and no attributes that would appeal to any Prosonian.

On the other hand, you have people living lavish lifestyles, with great amounts of Magandosh which they have received for doing very little to nothing. Some merely play games, others just sing songs, some appear on your transecco, while others amass fortunes by just handling Magandosh for others. Some have been opportunists and made great fortunes on your technology, primitive though it may be.

Your governing body of Comiticians, or politicians as you call them, seems to float on questionable waters. A Prosonian must take on a perception, that is who we are. We are physical, but yet, we are not, we are how you perceive us. We take pride in who we are perceived as, yet it is becoming more difficult all the time to choose the right person to associate with.

There are some guidelines in the Book of Parama, our governing book, but these only show us how this is accomplished, not how to determine the ultimate reflection of the perception. When the time comes for the Prosonian to make this decision, it has to be made rather suddenly with not too much deliberation and forethought.

Some Prosonians associate at the birth of a new baby, with that baby, not knowing what the future may hold. Generally the shy and timid take this approach, an easy decision, and then the wait of the growing years to see the outcome of their decision.

I want to make this crystal clear, the Prosinian in no way alters the direction of the humanoid that they have occupied. They only become the perception of that person.

Our concern, is that there are fewer and fewer that Prosonians wish to be associated with. You, on earth, think, if you were a Prosonian, and had to become the perception of someone, who would you choose. It is not an easy decision to make.

Our Parama explains, one human, one Prosonian. We are presently drafting legislation to change that to allow multiple Prosonians to dwell in one human, there are just not enough good humans inhabiting your earth, anymore.

Some Prosonians are Pranksters

It is fun to be a perception, and even more fun when you can control the direction of the perception. Being mischievous is also a Prosonian trait.

One comes to mind. Many years ago Roseanne Barr was asked to sing the national anthem at a Los Angeles Dodgers baseball game. An un-named Prosonian stepped in and did the singing, it was not Roseanne. It was perceived as her, but it was a Prosonian.

Many of your politicians of today, are actually harboring what we call Prosnonian Spirits. These are not full time body takeovers, just what the Prosnonians call, well, they just call it "being a politician." That has its own definition, and one that is difficult to explain.

We don't have "politicians," as you call them on Prosonia. Our society is governed by the Parama, and no one really knows the makeup of the Parama. It is just there. The Book of Parama, as it is sometimes called evolved a Gleon ago, and it is still the governing book of record to this day. The Parama only interprets the word of the Book.

The Parama is the official governing force on Prosonia, but, for entertainment, on our Transecco Network, which you call television, we elect representatives to periodically meet, and to discuss issues, and present themselves on a series of Transecco occasions, as we call them, similar to your TV shows. We refer to them as Comiticians.

They appear on such occasions as Face the Parama, Prosonia Has Extraordinary Virtues, Gleeb In, and one, in a rather large room, with all the Comiticians in attendance, and we call it, the Transecco Consonial Gathering, similar to your Congress.

All of the Comiticians try to out talk each other, do their mono speeches, and in general, try to see who can outtalk each other.

One portion of the Transecco Consonial Gathering, and one of the more popular segments, is Monosonian, which is a game type atmosphere where each Comitician attempts to spend more Magandosh (money in your terms) on various things such has structures, and zorns and spannas and vanishins, the latter being things of not particular value or purpose. The amount of Magandosh on the segment seems unlimited and each Comiticians tries to spend the most.

All of the Comitician that appear at the Transecco Consonial Gathering receive health care for life, and an extremely liberal gonsage (salary in your terms) for life along with many other things they receive from individual Prosonians who try to buy their favors for one reason or another.

The Prosonians .... Time to Speak Out

First, let me tell you about our nation. We are a very unique people, we live, yet we are a perception, we are what you perceive us to be. Our entire planet, in your terms, measures one inch at our equatorial azmuth. So our location must never be revealed, and if necessary, we change locations from time to time.

After evaluating your planet, many years ago, we optioned to settle in your mid-America, your country offering the most stability, at that time. We became aware of numerous conflicts occurring in other countries. After a thorough evaluation, we found unrest and conflict occurring all over your planet, with the exception of your two poles, as you call them, but for our purpose they were uninhabitable.

We are from outer space, a distant coratheon, but our planetorial complex was near Orthon. We arrived here as the result of a pluratheon, which happened in the Zern galaxy, many years ago

The Orthons gave us no choice, we had to relocate our planet. Their world became very unstable. There was dissension and unrest all over their world. One group, in one country, wanted to silently take over all of the lands in all of the countries of all of their people. They were gradually succeeding.

It became apparent to our Parama, our governing body, that for us to survive we had to relocate to another parimeter. That is why we are here.

You have seen and heard from us on many occasions. We have filtered into your society at every level. We are only as you perceive us, not as we really are. We are in all walks of life, at all levels of your society, in all your lands.

Being perceptions we change, and appear, as you perceive us. But we are still Prosonians ruled by our Parama.

The Parama is concerned about the direction this planet is taking, they see much unrest and reckless and irresponsible people in high positions of authority. They see a bleak future for your planet, and the direction you are heading is toward total destruction.

We are fortunate to have, on our planet, a Sorgerist, who has the ability to become a focal azmuth, and at certain times, with correct calculations, can point a predetermined time in the future to a visible cartheon, which can be observed by all. One such cartheon revealed one nation, slowly and silently, taking control of your planet. This was performed so that our Parama could choose when it was essential to relocate to another planet.

That time is drawing near.

The Parama of the Prosonians will contact you again.